Saturday, November 6, 2010

Halloween Happenings!

Every Christmas season, I read about thousands of people who strongly protest the mass chopping and selling of trees at the Christmas tree farms. What I want to know is...why doesn't anyone stand up for the millions of victims of Halloween?
But, I digress...on to more interesting Halloween Happenings.

THE TRICK OR TREATING:
Each year, my company sponsors a corporate trick or treat activity for the children of employees. Lots of decorations, candy and mayhem abound. Sadly, we are moving to our SF offices next spring, so for this final year in San Bruno, a lot of kids showed up to take advantage of the plentiful candy offerings.

Including all 10 niece and nephews! The 11th "older kid" niece (she is 21) was playing chaperone to help out this year (thank god!):
They came in waves...first off...the diaper and kindergarten set:
Then the elementary school refugees showed up (thanks to some Noni carpooling!):
They were a "bit" excited at the prospect of 6 floors of candy gathering:
Here they are invading my cubicle. Please note the photos on the right...and believe me, they checked to ensure they were represented!
and finally the "I am too old to care about trick or treating but I want that damn candy" middle school set arrived. I got ONE, count it..ONE photo of all of them before the scattering began:
The diapered and middle school set left shortly afterwards and then the oldest two (seen here sampling the office offerings) had a chance to get their haul:
a final shot of the youngest showing off her kill:
After traipsing all six floors of the building TWICE, often carrying a very sweaty 2 year old "ladybug"...I dragged myself home for a weekend of Halloween activities.

THE PARTY
On Saturday (following the 12 year old's already blogged about party) I went to a "Harry Potter" Halloween party at the home of my ex kids (ex nanny here). Now, I never even read those books, but I have a passing knowledge of the films. So I purchased a Harry Potter scarf and showed up. OMG, the party was amazing. I had to take mostly video, cause the lighting was so low:
I felt my mere Potter scarf was severely inadequate once I saw those costumes!!

THE CARVING:
This year, the carving was done the day of Halloween. Somebody, I WON'T SAY WHO, seemed a little too eager to begin cutting:



we had to stop once to deal with a stabbing injury:
Ah, yes, here is the "organic pumpkin" I unwittingly purchased a month ago - I saw it in the produce department, liked the shape and when I got home discovered I had paid $15.12 for this very special organic pumpkin:
After a solid four hours of hard labor, my living room was showing signs of fatigue:
When we went outside to place our artfully sliced pumpkins, we found two artfully sliced pumpkins already in place! My neighbors, Katelyn and David (obviously much faster in the art of carving), had placed them there:
they did these, too:
Each year, we start with the "templates from hell" for the big pumpkins and end up petering out and carving traditional pumpkin designs on the smaller pumpkins by the end of the night:
Our first trick or treater..neighbor Ryjcki brought her tortoise Evan over to try out his new costume. He was a little slow in getting to the candy bowl, so we kicked him out:
The end result of our labors:

Please note, the white pumpkin remains uncarved. This is because that watermelon pumpkin in front of it was a NIGHTMARE to clean out! Not recommended for next year:


Squash art:

some pumpkins couldn't take the heat:

Now I don't know if it was the Giant's game or general laziness...but we only got 10 trick or treaters this year!!! TEN?? We had 50 last year!

I was so upset I had all these leftover boxes of Junior Mints and Milk Duds. Really, I was.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Greetings from BirthdayLand...

Another niece had another birthday. Again. I was invited to attend. Again. I showed up. Again. I was asked to make the cake. Hmm, this was a new development.

However, the day before the tween hit twelve, I had invited all 10 of the niece and nephews to trick or treat at my corporate headquarters:
Needless to say, after walking all 6 floors to gather the goods, I was a bit tired out when it came time to craft the special order cake for the party. I was requested to use the following supplies:

- chocolate cake mix
- chocolate fudge filling
- chocolate icing
- chocolate chips for deco
- butterscotch chips for deco (hmm, branched out a bit here)
And so, after dropping off the last of the kids to the last respective house, I started to bake. It was already 8pm. Here's how far I got by 12am:
around 1am I was finally done!
Please note: Betty Crocker Baby! The decoration ideas were all mine however.

So Saturday dawned cold and rainy, and I schlepped over to attend this THRILLING foray:
a few shots of the birthday girl had to be taken:


Some people, I WON'T SAY WHO, were simply not enthused about parties or photos that day:
Others couldn't wait to show off their photography tricks:

Finally, the tween had had enough and insisted we move on to more important matters:
Namely: PRESENTS! She got cash, a new bike, movie ticket passes, more cash, and auntie lowered herself to purchasing Justin Beiber CD's at Target. I was terrified someone I knew would see me in line!I also got her some bling: Blue costume jewelry to match her green/blue eyes! Here she is with her cousin, checking it out:
Some people, I WON'T SAY WHO, were un-enthused by all the gift opening and moved on to other, more interesting activities:
Finally, it was time to reveal THE CAKE:
Comments I heard included:

- Damn, that is some cake!
- Auntie, I don't want a piece, it's too big for me.
- I smell chocolate. Do you smell chocolate?
- You didn't make that.
- That's a lot of chocolate.

Then the tween posed, blew out the candles and cut the cake:
while others waited to dig in:
after that fun activity ended, it was time for some general photography:
and some Halloween photography:


Then a few more casual shots before I made my escape:



This one is my favorite of the day: